turkeyinacan:

shoutout to people working weekends and overnights and overtime, people working in hospitality and retail and food service, who are sacrificing time with their loved ones, so fuckers with weekday desk jobs get to live comfortably with the amenities we provide while simultaneously shitting all over us for not getting “real jobs”

clint and sam compliment each other on their hotness and then engage in a round of bird puns.
    ↳ “aww, thanks, clint. you’re not bad looking yourself.” “aww shucks, sam. i’m blushing.”

Please explain to me the scientific nature of the whammy.

jam-art:

Well, wow. Never thought we’d come this far but hey! Here we are and we need to celebrate that.

I have no goods i’d like to give away, i live in Central Europe (meaning far, far away from most of my followers), and this is an art blog after all so: 

*:・゚✧ 10,000+ followers special art giveaway*:・゚✧

Rules:

  • you have to be a follower of mine (well duh)
  • likes and reblogs both count
  • there will be three winners, chosen with the help of a random number generator around these days: sept 29 - oct 3
  • you get a coloured drawing (background not guaranteed, only if you specifically ask for it) of anything your little heart desires - any character (OCs included), any ship, any group (of max 5 people), any animal, any plant, any object, or anything in-between doing anything.
  • with the exception of: heavy gore (mutilation/internal organs are shown), explicit nsfw (i’m a young, underage gal who doesn’t get embarrassed easily but also doesn’t want to look up dick pictures on google images), incest, pedophilia, etc etc you get the point
  • if you request characters from a show i don’t know, i can’t guarantee they’ll be 100% IC but i’ll try to do my best
  • if one of the winners doesn’t answer me within a week, a new winner will be chosen
  • all winners get their prizes within a week or two (probably the former) - via submission/posting it on my blog, whichever you want -, depending on how busy i am.

Thank you and good luck! 

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jackie and hyde talking after jackie breaks up with kelso i am going to weep 

scottspack:

Goin out yall

martinehannah:

Korrasami-week! And i’m late! *laughs guilty*

So this is day one: Beach (get the reference? yes, of course you do..)

Next days are coming ;)

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